I'm at least glad that Joe and Kim are no longer together because she clearly doesn't deserve him.
Nev, Kim, and Max sit down so that she can tell them the rest of the shit she conveniently skipped the day before.
Max reiterates that Matt is on the record as not wanting kids, so does Kim think he could be a good father to Norma? Like, true, she hasn't met him, but she's been talking to him for FIVE YEARS. She can barely look at him as she talks, and Matt kind of looks like he regrets everything he's done to keep a relationship with this freak going as long as he has.Nev is basically like, I don't know how to deal with you when you retreat into your hair palace, but she doesn't want to tell him and steps out of the room. He finally follows Kim out to the yard, where she's sitting in a hammock with her head on her knees. Kim says she suddenly started feeling "warm" and "overwhelmed" -- in a good way: this is going so much better than she expected, and now she's speechless.Uh, maybe wait until you've seen the evidence before you have a joy meltdown, Kim.Nevertheless, she has taken a semester off college so that she can investigate schools in Florida with the intention of moving there to be with Matt.None offered, really; Kim seems ready to overlook a lot of bullshit because she and Matt have bonded over their rough childhoods and she values his advice. Well, she says she spent some time in juvenile hall.Nice try, Max, but we all see you trying not to crack up.There's also the fact that while Kim doesn't know what Matt looks like and therefore doesn't have any expectations he might possibly disappoint, she does say that she'd spurn him if he had "abs" -- which Nev and Max think is a joke until she explains that she likes a guy with a little fluff; Nev is too skinny for her, but Max's figure is acceptable to her.Clearly what they want to exclaim about is that he's not fat, but they............can't.Anyway, they now have a new theory about why he's been cagey with Kim, which is that "he's dating online," and indeed, I'm not aware of other reasons people have profiles on internet dating platforms.She suggests that they talk to Matt's brother Nick, who lived with him, and texts them his phone number. She doesn't just text a phone number, though; she also provides a photo of herself that features Matt's -ass-looking try-hard.But we're not here to talk about Crystal's clichéd goth posturing: this is about Matt, who's been upgraded by our hosts from "normal" and "fine" to "a babe." They're all the more psyched about getting this "emo hair" together with Kim's two dumb lip piercings and immediately call Nick.