There's nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, [breaking down] nothing! [Proceeds to make several trades throughout] Okay, Andre, you're in need of a good defense.
And there is no Santa Claus and there's no Christmas, there's no God, there's no Easter Bunny! [Mimes running the camera...] And I do this [Mimes jerking off...], I do this [..."dotting the i's"...]. Pete: I think I've come up with a plan that everyone will be happy with if we just..this.
And 9 months before that magical day Your dad probably took your mom out on a date And they were having a good time. I don't even want to make the decision of turning my head to look what I running over.
They were dancin’ and drinking wine Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday.
And when they got home they were horny as hell And your dad threw your mom down on the bed And he tore her panties off And his wee wee was hard as a rock. Love is a commitment." And on the third one, you can't get it out.
And at this point your mom wanted to give your dad head But your dad also wanted to give your mom head So they formed a 69 And your mom came at least 3 times.
It's about, she tells me she's going to the gym, I have to drive 50 minutes across town, through traffic, to get there. [The others laugh hard] Oh, and why is this so funny? It's bad enough that you flaunt your not being married in our face, but now you're peeing all over an actual marriage.
Georgia is a very nice person, she happens to be unhappy in her marriage, but she's promised me that I am the only person she's ever slept with outside of her marriage.
I have studied the waiver wire; I know all the sleepers; I have done the bye-week plug-ins—I have done it all. Ruxin: Well, I also love The Country's Best Yogurt, but I don't expect you to pay me to go on the elliptical to work it off.
The League (2009–2015) is an American sitcom, airing on FX and later FXX, that explores how the online sports obsession of fantasy football affects marriages, friendships, families, and completely shuts down Sundays. Kevin: I haven't made a decision for myself since the day I got married. Don't call yourself an expert and give me shitty advice.
Taco: [singing] It's your birthday today What could that mean, I guess I'll try to explain That five years ago on this day It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face. I have a car that has a little screen that tells me what's behind me. Ruxin: [praying outside by Taco's egg-filled nativity scene] Oh, God. Oh eggs and Jesus and Santa and Travolta's guy and, of course, Shiva, please let him miss this kick and let me win this game. Every year I set this league up, every year, and I never win!
And all I want to do is watch the game and find out how my team does. But if you do want to lose some weight, you can start by not eating my chicken salad sandwich out of the fridge. [leaning in close] By the way, love the nose job; it's perky, cute, but it doesn't rob you of your ethnicity, you know?
Ruxin: Charity terrorists are people like yourself who force me to give money to things against my will.